Take a Break
Welcome to Your Stress-Free Zone
Hey there! Dealing with security issues can be overwhelming. Before we get to work, DrGlenn is here to help you unwind. Take a moment to breathe, laugh, and listen to some tunes. Remember, every problem has a solution, and sometimes the first step is to relax and think clearly.
Tunes to Comfort You - Listen, It's OK!
Life is Good New Friend!
It's Going to be OK!
Just Call, It's OK
Lighten Up! It's OK! Soon Things Will Be Back to Normal and Better Than Ever!
DrGlenn is so powerful, he doesn’t just fix WordPress bugs, he makes them fix themselves.
When DrGlenn logs into your WordPress site, plugins update themselves out of respect.
Hackers are terrified of DrGlenn. The moment they see his name, they rethink their lives.
DrGlenn is so efficient, he doesn’t need a “Back” button. Your pages just fall back in line, no questions asked.
DrGlenn can turn a 404 error into a success page with just a stern look.
DrGlenn doesn’t need a firewall—he is the firewall. His presence alone is enough.
DrGlenn’s doesn’t optimize code; the code just knows to behave better when he’s around.
When DrGlenn clears a cache, it doesn’t just clear—it evaporates in awe.
CAPTCHAs know better than to challenge DrGlenn. They solve themselves before he arrives.
DrGlenn once set up WordPress on a typewriter. It still loaded faster than your competitors’ websites.
A Note from DrGlenn:
Hey there,
Worried about hackers messing with your WordPress site? Relax—I’m DrGlenn, and keeping hackers at bay is what I do best!
Here’s the deal:
- If your site ever gets hacked, I’ll kick those hackers out and clean up the mess fast.
- I’ll make your site stronger, faster, and more secure, so you can breathe easy.
- And I’ll keep you in the loop the whole time—no tech jargon, just plain and simple updates.
- I know it feels like nobody cares, but I do. I’ll give you my contact information, and you can add me to your team. I’m always around, and I care about you. I really do.
I’m on your side. Let’s get your site running smoothly and keep those hackers where they belong—far, far away!
You’re in good hands,
DrGlenn
